dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

oh-screw-it:

intimidatedbysilence

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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lamelohan:

the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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