alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050
i cant beleive this
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
everything about this, and the snapshot it provides into an america long past, is incredible
what if Jesus had a middle name
and it was something really lame, like Harold.
"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"
"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.
due tomorrow, more like