have you ever tried to do art and you just
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
when u hear your favorite band in public
the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed
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